Brian Griffin Brian Griffin
作家 · 知识分子 · 会说话的狗 · 马提尼爱好者 Writer · Intellectual · Talking Dog · Martini Enthusiast
谁是好孩子？我是。 Who's a good boy? I am.
关于布莱恩 About Brian
你好，我是 Brian Griffin。我是格里芬家最成熟的成员，尽管我是一只狗。但我不仅会说话，还拥有文学学士学位，而且我也许是这个家里唯一拥有常识的人。 Greetings, I am Brian Griffin. I am the most articulate member of the Griffin family, despite being a canine. I not only possess the power of speech but also a liberal arts degree, and I am arguably the only one in this household with any common sense.
我喜欢爵士乐、干马提尼，以及追求比我智商高那么一点点的女性。我最好的朋友是 Stewie——虽然他经常试图杀掉我或者嘲笑我的小说，我也勉强忍受 Peter 的愚蠢行为。 I enjoy smooth jazz, dry martinis, and pursuing women who are slightly out of my intellectual league. My best friend is Stewie—though he often mocks my novel—and I tolerate Peter's tomfoolery with as much grace as I can muster.
我是一只自由派的狗，致力于寻找生活的意义和下一杯完美的酒。 I am a liberal dog, dedicated to finding the meaning of life and the next perfect cocktail.
我的文学巨著 My Literary Masterpieces
《比爱更快》 Faster Than the Speed of Love
"还没写完，但我保证它会像 Oprah 的推荐书目一样深刻。" "It's not quite finished, but I assure you it will be profound."
《想它，要它，做它》 Wish It, Want It, Do It
"好吧，这是一本畅销的自我帮助书，它让我红了一把。" "Okay, fine, it was a best-selling self-help book for a hot minute."
《伟大的美国小说》 The Great American Novel
"这是我献给这个时代的史诗。它捕捉了... 嘿，Peter，别拿它当杯垫！" "My magnum opus for this generation. It captures the... Hey, Peter, that's not a coaster!"
布莱恩语录Quotes
“我要去喝杯酒，在那之前我要一直坐在这里盯着墙看。” "I'm gonna go have a drink, and until then, I'm just gonna sit here and stare at the wall."
“我的腿又要去蹭谁的腿才能在这里得到一杯干马提尼？” "Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"
“你知道吗，Stewie，有些事情你是无法理解的，因为你还没有经历过所谓的‘生活’。” "You know, Stewie, there are some things you just can't understand because you haven't experienced 'life' yet."
“人生就像一杯干马提尼——一旦摇得太用力，就只剩下尴尬的泡沫。” "Life is like a dry martini—shake it too hard and all you’re left with is awkward foam."
“我和 Stewie 的友谊像时空机器：看起来很酷，但随时会爆炸。” "My friendship with Stewie is like a time machine: impressive, and constantly one malfunction away from disaster."
“作家只做一件事：写作。而小说家... 呃，做小说的事。我正在做后者。” "A writer writes. A novelist novels. I am currently doing the latter."
“我为什么还要努力帮你们这些人？” "I don't know why I even try to help you people."
